Here's what babies don't do:
Argue
Embarrass you in public
Bring weapons to school
Argue
Fall in love with skanks
Lie to your face
Argue
Make terrible fashion choices
Think you're stupid
Argue
Play the same goddamn Aerosmith song over and over and over....Jesus God let it stop!
Consider the word "Penisly" an adverb.
Argue
It only gets more complicated with higher stakes. Enjoy that time when they're too weak to leave the blanket and too stupid to open the front door. Before you know it they're old enough to be tried as adults.
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